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What days of the week are weak?Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Why did the person playing golf bring an extra pair of pants? In case there was a hole in one.

What do you call cheese with holes in it? A holy cheese.

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lol

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Did you hear about the light bulb party? It was pretty lit.

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

I walked into a mirror yesterday, I should really start looking out for myself.

What do you call bears with no ears? “b”

What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. (nose)

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What is a skeletons favorite snack? Ribs, spare ribs

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What did the two walls say to each other?

Lets meet in the corner

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What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can’t tuna fish…
But you can tune a bass :sunglasses:

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Tune a Fish

Tuna Bass

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Tune a Tuna Bass

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Tuna Tuna Bass

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Tuna² Bass

tuna squared bass

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XD

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