SB Story (Updated Again)

                 SB
           A story by Wob
Chapter 1

I open my eyes to see I am standing in a big grey circle, surrounded by bushes. What?’ I say to myself. I see a few people with me in the circle, all of them standing there, staring into space.
I go to one of them and tap on their shoulder, only to realize I’m holding a sword. “AH,” I yelp, “WHY DO I HAVE A SWORD?!?”
“Hi,” says someone standing behind me, “Are you new?”
“Umm… I guess? I don’t really know,” I reply.
“I’m cartoonius,” he says extending out his hand.
“Uh, nice to meet you,” I say shaking his hand, “I’m Wob.” How do I even know that’s my name I think to myself. I reach into my pocket and am surprised to see I have a map. It’s covered in a bunch of moving red dots, differing in size. “What’s this?”
“It’s a map that shows where you are and all of the Swordbattle world.”
‘Swordbattle?’ “What’s a Sward batal?”
Swordbattle,” he says as we walk up towards the snowy biome,”Is the world we live in, where we all kill each other for social status!”
“What. Why though? Why not make peace?”
“Dude. Seriously? What do you expect when you give a bunch of random people swords?”
“Yeah that makes sense. Tell me more about this world.”
“Ok. So yeah, there’s three regions: Grass, Snow, and the Volcanic. There’s also many mobs some hostile some not, and two bosses. There’s the snow Yeti and the volcanic Monster, I guess.”
As soon as he finished his sentence I felt a sharp, searing pain through my neck for about a millisecond, and then everything went dark.

Chapter 2

I open my eyes to see I am in the spawn. I walk out, disoriented. I see Cartoonius up ahead. “What the heck happened,” I ask.
“Oh. You got decapitated,” he says, casually.
“What.”
“Yeah, someone threw their sword and then you died.”
“Why is there a pile of coins on the ground?”
“Those are yours. When you die you drop coins.” I go to pick them up but they swim around me, like I have a force field that blocks coins.
“You can’t pick up your own coins.” He walks toward them and they just get absorbed into… well him.
“What. HUH? HOW!”
“Just… I don’t know… absorb them.” I am still flabbergasted by the fact they just… disappear. We continue into the snowy region. I stare up at a huge ice spike.
“WOOAHHH,” I exclaim, “COOOLLL!!!” Immediately after saying this I feel a sharp pain through my leg, like I’ve been bitten. I look down and find a little white furry thing with horns clinging on to me leg with its teeth. “GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!”
“Bro chill,” he says and then impales his sword through the ugly dog. “It’s just a yeti.”
“Huh… I feel so stupid right now.”
“No comment…”
We continue walking and he instructs me on how to break a chest. We find a gigantic purple one with purple gems encrusted in the top.
“LETS GOO,” he yells. We start breaking the chest.
“Stand in the middle, next to me,” he says, “it’ll split the coins evenly.” When we break it I am met with a turtle shell and a knight helmet, both floating in front of me.
“AAH,” I yell, scared by the appearance of the floating objects.
“Wow. You really are a coward,” he says, looking annoyed, “just pick up the knight helmet.”
I do as he says. As soon as I pick it up I put it on. I immediately feel like i can run 1000 miles. I run around, realizing I am significantly faster.
“COOL!” I say, “What else can I do?”
“Well, your sword is now sharper.”

I make more story tomorrrow.

COOL!

I wanna join :D

Yaay. I’ll leave the poll up for the next 24-48 hours, to give time for ppl to join.

idk I just saw a poll and i decided to click me

I can give you some of my quotes for a kidney

I would like to be the protagonist or antagonist, but I do not play swordbattle that much and I am not good at it so I will be the dude getting murdered in background.

Nah it’s ok. I get it. I can make u a slightly better character.

i wanna be murdered in the background!!

Both of us for bad guy

I want to control what i do

Srry, no

Mr. Wobble
Let me see you wobble
Let me see you humble
Let me see you bumble
Let me see you fumble
Let me get that thing for a bundle
I know you 10
But I don’t care
Come at me if you dare
The last name bear
I’ll eat your ears
No tears

go play School Simulator then

I should be antagonist…. I am active skilled and can use OY’s account for skins

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bro your not the main charcter. bro is so over his head for getting top 10. crazy

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i got Oys account before
so its not a flex lol
and its not even in actual sb, just a story

nuh uh everyone
I chose antagonist
so yall go do smthn else BAHAHAHA

Imma leave the post up for another 24 hours. Also I’ll be using a random name generator for the antagonist. But if u follow me I can put ur name in twice…. No just kidding, I want it to be fair. If you all want, you can try to persuade me just by dming me on why you should be antagonist. You don’t have to, it’ll just bump your odds on who I choose, depending on whether or not I use a randomized generator.

I am not evil